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ernestsewell asked: [butthead voice] hey bay-buh. -- Random Q: What is your favorite curse word, and/or phrase? What quip do you use a lot?

My favourite curse word is CUNT. It used to be FUCK but now FUCK is like SHIT - it doesn’t really mean that much. When you are mad or frustrated or excited or whatever, that FUCK just doesn’t always cut it. FUCK used to be a bad ass word but now its so overused that no-one cares anymore. So now if you want to gain a reaction or feel like a bad ass you have to say CUNT because CUNT is still taboo.

I like to mix it up sometimes and replace CUNT for other swearwords within a well known phrase. For example ‘Son of a CUNT’ or ‘MOTHERCUNT’ or ‘suck my CUNT’. 

A quip I use a lot when describing someone I don’t like or a situation I don’t approve of is ‘suck a dick’. For example ‘She is an idiot, she can go suck a dick’. Or ‘My coffee is burnt, this cafe can go suck a dick’. 

Not to be confused with ‘That guy is hot, he can suck my dick’.